law breaker.

I have a confession….
I am a law breaker.

Why you ask?

Well…………………

I didn’t return my census.

Craig didn’t believe me that you had to fill it out by law, 
so he just threw it away.
Now the census people are going to come and get us.
I’m worried.
BUT….after watching Betty White on SNL I now know 
what to say when they come a-knocking.

I’ll just tell them my name is “Blarrrrfangarrrrr.”
Isn’t Betty White hillarious?
She did such a great job hosting SNL.

Hope you all had a great weekend!

xo
{Lauren}

Comments

  1. Haha thats funny! I think I only know 1 person that filled out their census.

  2. She is hilarious! Hopefully they wont give you a hard time! 😉

  3. AHHHHHHH HA HA HA! that was so funny! I LOOOOVE betty white! she is the best, that made my morning, thanks! (I think I threw my census away too, OOPS!)

  4. (secret) I am one of those Census workers. 🙂
    It won’t be that bad when they come knock on your door. From what I understand they are employing people looking for part time work (that’s me).. so the person that will come to you will be a newly trained person at doing this.
    It will take a few minutes; they’ll ask your name, age, DOB, race, etc… just don’t blow them off… cause we are REQUIRED to make 3 face to face visits and 3 phone calls if we can somehow get a phone number from you.
    AND… if they stop by when you’re not home, they should leave a note with their phone number… PLEASE call them back. (it’s a pain having to stop back a bunch of times).

    Anyhow… Betty White was HILARIOUS!!!

  5. I threw ours away and I DID know we had to fill it out. After three missed attempts at forcing us to fill it out, the census lady finally tracked us down yesterday. At like 7PM on a Sunday, and Mother’s Day no less! I thought it was a bit rude. And she thought it was a bit rude that I had failed my country, haha.

  6. LMAO!!!! ohh gosh that made my morning 😀

    it’s (blarrrfangarrrr) hahahaha

  7. So good! Please do this when they come … and they will come.

  8. hahahahaha! oh, you little rebel! im sure you’ll be fine. 🙂

  9. I’m in the same predicament! Thank goodness for that clip! 😉

  10. I just don’t GET the cencus. It makes me a little annoyed. You shouldn’t be FORCED into filling it out. People that don’t want to shouldn’t have to.

    I could go on but I won’t.

    And to be honest, there are a lot of people that I know that threw theirs away. Hmm.

  11. oh sad! hulu doesn’t work in my country. i’ll have to find it somewhere else.

  12. Ha! I love Betty White 🙂

  13. haha i saw this on the today show this morning! Too funny! i wish i would have watched the whole episode with her on it! i didn’t fill ours out.. sean did! haha. of course he would.

  14. hahaha my gma didnt either so the lady came over and interviewed her! eek hahahaha!
    you will be just fine! and i saw date night this weekend with jacob! OMG i couldnt stop laughing!
    b
    oh and im not doing so well in the keeping in shape dept! so dont laugh when you see me!

  15. he he we didn’t fill out our census either!

  16. We sent ours in and they still came a knockin!

    Mike tried to get out of it..but they were relentless..Good luck!;-)

  17. SHe is funny!! Hilarious..

    and my neighbor apparently didn’t fill his out either, because he had a note on his door the other day that said they stopped by and need to contact him back.

  18. They do come and get you! I sent mine in the mail late and they sent someone to our apartment to find out who lives there!

  19. To be honest, I don’t know why people don’t fill out the census. It literally took us two minutes and it’s for our benefit.

    I understand people don’t want to be over-regulated by the government but how do we expect to get proper representation, or enough funding for hospitals and schools when we don’t tell them how many people live in the city?

  20. I was just like you, a little worried because I thought that we had not filled out the census either. But, never fear your Dad came through and filled it out after I found it. That video was pretty funny and it put a smile on my face. Betty White is pretty hilarious!

  21. oh man… i wasn’t going to fill mine out either, but then my dad told me that they could fine me. that got my butt in gear! good luck with that!! 🙂

  22. Betty White is my hero.

  23. Hahaha! Soooooo funny! I love her : ) And Ian is on top of all of our mail and he took care of our census a while ago, but otherwise i never would have done it!

  24. Betty White’s snl episode was one of the best episodes I’ve seen in a long time.

    Don’t worry about the census people, one of my roomies threw out the paper and they were really nice about it. :]

  25. i’ll send you cigs while you’re in prison, that way you can buy the important stuff, like shower shoes and maybe even a 13″ tv.

    i hope you had a good day, and i hope you have a good day tomorrow! love you, pretty lady!

  26. Oh man! I don’t think I returned mine either, and I totally filled it out! I’m so horrible about mailing things . . . yikes. 🙁

  27. she is HILARIOUS! omg I love her. and you have to do that if they come knockin’!

  28. hahahaha that clip was freakin’ awesome. i think i’m going to have to go watch the rest of the episode now! good luck with the census police!

  29. oh man, i laughed so hard! betty white is amazing. i think i did send our census back…only after they sent the second one though. i mean really, what can they do to you?

  30. oh wow. guess what me too. we were moving & it got lost in the shuffle. oops!

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