random factoids

If I were a month, I’d be September.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be lunch time.
If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a squid.

If I were a direction, I’d be west.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a comfy couch.
If I were a liquid, I’d be ginger ale…fizzy and delicious.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a pearl.
If I were a tree, I’d be a birch.


If I were a tool, I’d be a pen.
If I were a flower, I’d be a dandelion seed.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be sunny and crisp like in the fall.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano.


If I were a color, I’d be green.
If I were an emotion, I’d be happiness and laughter.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a berry.
If I were a sound, I’d be child’s laughter.
If I were an element, I’d be gold.


If I were a car, I’d be a vespa.
If I were a food, I’d be a donut.
If I were a place, I’d be Amsterdam.
If I were a material, I’d be burlap.
If I were a taste, I’d be sweet.
If I were a scent, I’d be clean laundry.
If I were an object, I’d be a cozy warm blanket.

If I were a body part, I’d be a hands.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a laugh.
If I were a song, I’d be “Engine Heart”
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be comfy ballet flats.

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